To fool or not to fool?
This is some question.
Whether it's nobler to eschew
or to foment indigestion
by placing plastic vomit on the table
just to enable a goofy tradition;
to spend two hours on a fool's expedition
Better to be probed by aliens in a flying saucer
or intone the prologue to The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer:
"Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote
The drought of March (that's a good one) hath percéd to the roote..."
Come she will
Whether in folly
Or in a trolley.
So meet her jocosely,
Whatever you do,
the joke,s on you!
Lirpa loof, Lirpa loof,
Wear an evolg on your toof;
Sprinkle oopmahs in their doof.
When they gag, say "LIRPA LOOF!"